“What did you gift her on your marriage anniversary?”
said the man whose shaky hand was constantly looking at his wrist watch.
“I got her a sweater with blue and white stripes. I even
took the effort to engrave my message on the sweater saying, ‘Be my bad girl,
you curvy booty queen.’ It’s whatever you know.”
The man’s face was
leaking sweat as if a hot coal was being rubbed on his face. Wiping his face
with a handkerchief, he said, “Did she like it? Does she wear it around?” His
eyes were still glued onto the wrist watch.
“Oh. She hated it. The bi**h gave it to our dog. He runs
around in it and when I take him to the park, the little bastard shows it off
with pride while his homo dog friends sniff his ass.”
“It’s….t..t…t…ti..time!” It seemed that the man was about
to burst up like a pressure cooker, his beating heart wanted to break through
the fabrics of an Armani suit that he was wearing.
With his eyes closed, he
took out his wallet and opened it to take a look at his happy little family
portrait. Then with the other hand, he quickly took out 2 capsules from his
coat pocket, placing 1 on his friend’s palm.
Director00 and his wife
were on their way to their next film location where the shoot of their planned
horror film was going to take place. Director’s eyes were fixed on the road
while his wife, Kaya massaged his head, constantly pulling out the white
strands of hair.
Kaya – “You need to dye
your hair or get a new haircut. The ratio of white to black is higher on your
head. The black strands look like voyagers stuck on the white surface of
Director00 – “I’m thinking
about getting a Mohawk. How cool would that look?”
The couple’s conversation
was halted by a police check post. An Inspector approached the car signalling the
Director to lower his window.
“Good Evening Sir and
Ma’am. If you are heading towards Lohapatti, you will have to pick a hotel for
the night because all the roads towards Lohapatti have been blocked. May I give
you directions towards the nearest hotel?”
Director00 – “Actually,
we’re going to the Lajpat State Hospital, the abandoned asylum.”
Following the Inspector’s
instructions to the asylum, the car was back on the road. Two hours of journey
was enough to tire out the car. As soon as the couple reached the asylum, the
car’s fuel tank had drained. Unaware of the car’s condition the couple made
their way into the asylum. Lajpat State Hospital was built in 1992 to hold the
rejected mental patients who were beyond treatment.
Director00 – “This is it.
The beginning of the apocalypse, the cemetery, my messed up torture room, my
sex house full of penetrating knives and beheaded corpses. I’m going to
dedicate my film to Satan. I’m the messenger of Lord Satan….F**k it…..I am
Satan. I am the monster with 21 freaking faces and you, Kaya will see my three
of my visions…RIGHT NOW!”
Maybe it was the air in
the atmosphere or the eagerness to start shooting his film but something
sinister had just transformed the Director into something…Something
unexplainable. His behaviour was crossing the lines of erratic and transforming
him into a sane lunatic. Kaya couldn’t recognize her husband and was becoming
frightened due to the Director’s antics. One moment he would be a psycho and in
a second he would switch back into his normal, calm self.
Director00 – “Kaya. What’s
wrong? You act like you have just seen a ghost. Maybe it’s the journey. You
look tired. Not to worry, we are here in our film room.”
There was a T.V. in the
film room showing a view of the asylum. The asylum had cameras attached on the
walls, constantly updating the T.V. screen with live images from an operation
room. There were three people in each of the rooms, trapped.
Kaya – “What the hell? Who
are these people? When did you set all of this up? Are they actors? Honey, I
thought we just came here to analyze the location of our upcoming film. I know
it’s a horror film, but you can cut being scary with your wife.”
Director00 – “Sit down.
They’re just actors. I thought this was a pretty good surprise. And my psycho
speech as I entered this asylum, man that was gold. I thought we could make
this film as realistic as possible. So, as you can see this place is wired with
cameras recording us and those actors. The actors are trapped in their
respective rooms with no way out. Now it’s time for the short segments before
we move onto the actors’ fate. I’m going to start with our first segment. Oh
and their names. The girl in the bathroom is Anna, the dude in asylum’s
recreational ward which now looks like a typical Middle Class Drawing Room is
Nitik and the operation room guy is….Well that will be revealed after. In case
you are wondering about the drawing room in an asylum. You can see I worked
quite hard to renovate this place.”
Segment 1 – Expiry Date
Apne office mein baithe
Dr. Ankush Malhotra ka ye hiss din ka aakhiri interview tha. Subah se unhe naa
jaane kitne news channels se phone aa chuke the. Pratapgarh ke shehar mein
Ankush ne kaafi jaldi hi popularity haasil kar Ii thi jiska reason tha unke dwara
kiye gaye operations. Around 100+ operations kar chuke Dr. Ankush ke patients
mein se koi bhi zinda nahi bacha. Operation ke kuch hi din baad unke patient ki
death ho jaati aur aisa kai baar hone par, jab 1 – 2 patients ki autopsy ki
gayi to uss mein unke kai vital organs laapta nikle. Media ne Ankush ko Dr.
Dracula ka title de diya tha. Aur aaj wo apne khilaaf darj cases se saaf nikal
gaye the, kyunki court ne bhi unhe azaad kar diya tha aur yeh isiliye huya tha
kyunki Ankush ne apni surgeries ka ilzaam hospital ki head nurse Julie par daal
kar usse faansi ka rasta dikha diya tha. Ab, Ankush apne black market – organ
racket waale paison se foreign ka tour lagane jaa rahe hain. Yeh unka aakhiri
“Sir, aapko court ne bhi
guilty nahi maana. Par aap apne patients ki families ko kuch kehna chahenge?”
Ankush – “Mujhe unke loss
ka bahut gehra afsos hai and I pray to God to not punish the patients’ souls
for Julie’s crimes. Now, excuse me. I’m getting late for my flight.”
Plane ke take off karte hi
Ankush ko neend aa gayi. Takreeban do ghante baad jab Ankush ki aankh khuli,
plane crash ho raha tha. Ankush ka head uske saamne waali seat par laga aur wo
behoshi ke aagosh mein doob gaya. Dekhte hi dekhte Plane ke bigdte santulan ne
dono wings ko hi ukhaad phenka aur plane jungle ke beecho – beech pahunch ke
shaant ho gaya. Ankush ko hosh aaya, plane mein woh akela tha. Aas – Paas ke
passengers, flight crew, sabka koi nishaan nahi. Iss se Ankush ki tension aur
badh gayi aur who apni seat se nikal kar exit door ki taraf daud gaya. Economy
class ki seats ko paar karte huye Ankush, First Class mein pahuncha jahan uski
nazar wheelchair par baithe ek paralyzed bujurg aadmi par gayi. Ankush ko plane
se nikalne ki jaldi thi par bahar ki situation na pata hone ka darr zyada tha.
Paanch din Ankush plane ki
confinement mein, saath laye gayi food supply se guzara karta raha joki ab
khatam ho chuki thi. Wheelchair par baithe vradh ko ghoorte Ankush ka dhyaan
toota jab achanak plane door khul gaya. Ankush mein na jaane kahan se itni
furti aayi ki apni bedum ho chuki taangon ko lekar usne bahar jump kar diya.
Plane lower angle par hone ke kaaran plane se ground tak ka distance kaafi kum
ho gaya tha. Makkhiyon ki bhinn - bhinn ne Ankush ka dhyaan jhaadiyon ki aur kheencha
jahan ek hiran ka shatigrast shav pada tha. Bekabu ho chuki bhookh se peedit
Ankush jhat se us par kuda aur hiran ka pet phaad kar uska liver bahar nikal
liya. Ek nivale ke baad hi Ankush ne ulti kar di.
Plane mein abhi bhi maut
sa sannata Chaya huya tha. Ankush ki neend khuli. Paseene se bheeg chuke Ankush
ke dimaag ne usse chain dilaya ki woh ek sapna tha. Bhookh abhi bhi barkarar
thi. Ankush ka dhyaan wheelchair par baithe vradh ki taraf gaya. Dil ko mazboot
kar usne knife uthaya aur vradh ki chaati ko cheer diya. Bade dhyaan se liver
ko bahar nikal liya. Iss se pehle ki kuch aur hota, ek haath ne Ankush ke
kandhe ko jakad liya. Ankush ne peeche mudke dekha to uska shareer jad ho gaya.
Peeche khoon se lathpath uske patients khade the.
“Doctor. Dekho na mere pet
mein bada dard ho raha hai.”
Ek Patient ke itna kehte
hi ek aurat ne apni jeebh ukhad Ankush ki aur phenk di. Wahan par khade ek
bacche ne apna haath se apne maans ko faad kar apni ek kidney alag kar li.
Baaki patients ne bhi apna ek – ek organ alag kar liya.
“Yeh sab expire ho chuke
hain. Ab baari tumhari hai.”
Ankush kuch bol paata, uss
se pehle hi woh vradh bol pada.
“Beta, yeh chaaku to mere
dil se nikal lo. Kaafi takleef de raha hai.”
“Sir, uthiye Plane land
karne waala hai!”
Air Hostess ki awaz ne
Ankush ko uthaya. Uski shirt paseene se bheeg chuki thi. Sab passenger apni –
apni seats par barkrar the.
“Yeh lijiye juice.”
Ankush ne jaise hi juice
ki ek ghunt pi, uski aankhein Air Hostess ke chehre ko dekh jad ho gayin,
nasein kheenchne lagin, aur munh se ek dheemi awaz nikli.
Ankush – “Julie…Tum…”
Ankush ne gala pakad liya,
shayad kuch phans gaya tha. Julie ka haath uske gale mein ched karta huya
pravesh kar gaya. Ankush ke gale se khoon ka sailab aa gaya. Julie ne haath
bahar nikala aur Ankush ke haath mein ek kenchi thama di.
Julie – Iss Flight ke
passengers ka operation nahi karoge. Woh kya hai na, inn sab ke chehre expire
ho gaye hain.
Marte huye aankhon ki
putliyan plane ki cockpit ki taraf dekh rahi thin. Sab passengers ke chehre gayab
the aur sab taali baja rahe the. Plane, crash ho raha tha.
Contact with #19927 established.
Director00 – “How was
that? Save your reviews for later baby. Now let the killings begin…..”
Kaya – “How is she going
Victim # 1 – Anna
Anna’s Story – The Bathroom Zombies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nervous Anna was staring at
her reflection in the mirror above the sink. Her dark hair complemented her
white skin. She noticed a sticker above the toilet that read, “Please don’t
flush because the toilet often clogs.” That’s strange! Why would she need to
flush the toilet? She’s only here to film her role and she’s getting paid
minimum wage for this. Her emotion of confusion quickly transformed into fear
as a hand reached out of the toilet bowl. Soon a face emerged out of the toilet
bowl covered with feces. In a flash a male zombie was standing face to face
with Anna with feces splattered all over his body like a sun screen.
Watching this live on her
monitor screen, Kaya whimpered into the Directors arms.
Kaya – “I thought they
were actors. Those zombies look real.”
Director00 – “Special
effects! Those actors just have heavy make up on.”
In the bathroom the
situation had officially hit the shit. Five more zombies made their way out of
the toilet bowl. Anna’s already frightened face was crying for help. She was
like a goldfish in the midst of piranhas. There was another zombie crawling out
of the toilet bowl, he reached his hands on the floor to make a grip but before
he could do anything else Anna quickly closed the cover of the bowl, trapping
Anna – “You are all actors
right. I only did that to add some intensity into the scene.”
The zombies started walking towards her. Anna
started moving back towards the bath tub. The half – zombie stuck within the
toilet bowl grabbed her ankle causing her to trip and hit her face hard on the
marble floor. The zombie’s hand was clenched on Anna’s ankle. Toilet bowl
zombie growled ripping apart her foot. Anna let out a blood curdling scream. The
blood started spreading on the floor. The smell of the blood was enough to send
the standing five zombies into a frenzy but one of them was too eager to start
his lunch. He dashed towards Anna, but before he could grab her the group leader
smashed his head in the sink mirror. He signalled the zombies. The zombies
grabbed Anna’s intact ankle and pulled her across the puddle of blood, leaving
bloody trails all over the marble. The five zombies formed a circle around
Anna. The Zombie Leader entered their circle and stripped off his already torn
pants. He inserted his dick inside Anna and started penetrating her. The
remaining zombies started hollering and hooting. Anna’s tears were never
ending. The zombies was stuck to Anna’s body like a leech. There was a piece of
glass lying in Anna’s reach from the smashed mirror. Her fingers walked towards
the glass without attracting any attention. The rest of the zombies were too
busy watching this monstrosity. Anna strengthened her grip on the glass piece,
brought it close to the zombie’s head and with a quick strike the dagger like
glass piece struck the marble floor penetrating Anna and the zombie’s necks.
Anna had committed suicide.The zombie got up stared at his team mates and they all started glancing at the
Kaya had placed the
Director’s arms across her eyes. This blood shed was too disgusting for her.
Kaya – “Is it over…That poor girl. She’s still
on the floor. Is she hurt for real?”
Director00 –“Don’t worry. She’s
still in character. Now let’s approach our Segment 2. Shall we?”
Segment 2 – The Cannibal Café
The shopkeeper weighed the
“Let’s see. Its 3lb and
the rates have been increased since last week. That will be $100.”
It was an outrage. The
food consumption had increased and so had the price. The lady buying the
package wasn’t in a mood of argument. She quietly paid the shopkeeper and
The Clintson house was
being decorated like a bride. Children of the household were running up and
down the stairs expressing their joy. Their grandfather looked like he had won
a lottery and showed his happiness by dancing with the children’s grandmother. It
was a moment of celebration because the father of the children, Mr. Kenneth Clintson
had woken up from coma after 19 years. Kenneth’s two kids Jimmy and Martha sat
beside him, questioning him on his dreams. Kenneth had entered coma right after
Mrs. Helena Clinton’s pregnancy but she suffered a miscarriage. Jimmy and
Martha were adopted and had just arrived at the household, a week earlier.
Kenneth had been foretold about the children by his father.
Helena soon entered the
house carrying the package and other groceries. She was extremely happy to see
her husband awake. Tears of joy were not stopping from her eyes. After some
time everyone calmed their nerves and Helena brought out her trademark dish, ‘Finger
Kenneth – “Honey, your
recipe is still delicious. It felt like I was going to eat my own fingers with
Helena – “It’s a good
thing you didn’t. You have already consumed someone else’s fingers. Weren’t
they tasty? I will try making these with black skinned fingers next time.”
Kenneth – “You fed me
somebody’s fingers….What’s wrong with you? The kids…They…They..My father and
mother…You…Who did you kill? Where did you bury his or her body?
Kenneth’s father calmed
him down and they explained to him that the world had changed, cannibalism had
been legalized. The benefits of human meat were discovered to be beneficial for
humans. Scientists were arguing about some eternal youth crap. It seemed crazy
at first but after a while people have become habitat to this environment.
Vending machines are filled with human body parts, organs, etc. If you have a
craving for some foreign meat, you can ship it all over the world. Human meats
from Africa, China, India.
Kenneth – “Where do you
get the meat from? Who is killed for this meat?”
Grandpa Clintson – “Only
Kenneth – “But what will
happen if all of the criminals have been butchered? What happens then? Do we
start killing each other? Has the foundation of society been brought up to this
level…The level of flesh thirsty maniacs?”
Kenneth was given a dose
of sedatives so he could rest his coma off. The rest of the family were sure
that he would adapt to this.
Morning came and Helena got
up to prepare breakfast. She was walking towards the kitchen when she noticed
her husband sitting on the dining table holding a gun, aimed at his heart and
constantly pressing the trigger. Click, Click, Click, Click, the gun made the
Helena – “Ken honey, what
are you doing?”
Kenneth – “Curing an itch.
You think I will become a part of this sick family. Oh honey we will all go to
park with our picnic basket full of gall bladder chips. I’m just a happy, jolly
camper, ready to jump in this demented family. Enough of your freak show.”
Kenneth started loading
his gun with bullets. He aimed it at his wife. But before he could pull the
trigger, Grandpa Clintson’s stick knocked out Kenneth.
Grandpa Clintson – “Son of
a bitch. He was always the runt of our family.”
It was dinner time. Helena
had again made her special finger sandwiches but this time Grandma had helped
her. Not just that, the dinner table was full of leg piece, eye ball soup,
trachea noodles, etc. Grandpa was happy, he got Kenneth’s head.
Jimmy – “Mommy. Daddy’s
fingers taste good.”
Helena – “Eat up sweetie!
He’s all ours now.”
Grandpa Clintson – “Not so
talkative now…Are you boy?”
Grandma Clintson – “Please
dear. No talking while eating.”
Director00 –“Phew! The Clintsons
sure know how to cook a good meal. Damn! I’m hungry now. Let’s move onto our
drawing room victim.”
The Directors eyes started
focusing on the camera screen showing the drawing room view. The room had a
sofa cushion, there were two black loudspeakers in separate corners. And a
large Jack in the Box toy placed on the wooden floor. Nitik was sitting on the
Director00 – “And it
Kaya – “Who is his
Director00 – “The room!”
The Director pressed a red
button releasing hallucinogen gas in the room.
Victim # 2 – Nitik
Nitik’s Story – F***ed
The gas entered Nitik’s
body and the hallucinations began. The cables from the loudspeaker extended and
started wrapping around Nitik’s body. Nitik exerted full strength and pulled
his body away from the wires, breaking their connection with the loudspeaker.
Before he could do anything else, the Jack in the Box toy’s lever clicked
pulling out the clown toy that was attacked to the box via spring.
Jack’s spring coils
deattached from the base and started wrapping around Nitik’s arms and legs.
Nitk – “What the f**k is
Before he could do
anything, the spring coils had entered Nitk’s skin. Jack’s grip loosened and he
went back in the box, the box disappeared.
Nitik – “This shit is
tight bro. I didn’t know being in a film could be so much fun.”
The fun has just
Nitik – “Who said that?
Come out you cocksucker?”
The wall behind the sofa
started changing into a big projector screen and the light of the rooms went
out, starting a porn film. The springy coils that had been sucked into Nitik’s
skin started joining together and crawled from Nitik’s legs to his arms, making
a hole in his hand and a snake like creature formed out of springs appeared.
“Let’s get high!”
The snake bit Nitik
filling his body with a lethal dose of euphoria. And euphoria it was. The film’s
screen war burning down. Bows were coming out of walls shooting X’s at Nitik,
sticking letter X sticker all over his body. A bath tub was emerging in the
center of the room filled with blue liquid. Nitik was sitting in the tub
cuasing the blue liquid to ooze out of his X’s which had created pores in his
body. The leaking blue fluid started flushing down a big sinkhole from which
three Asian women appeared dressed in police cum lingerie uniforms.
“We are the Tokyo Lingerie
Police. And you have been a very bad – bad boy. Girls bring out the chain.”
Nitik – “In eternal words
of Rihanna, “Sticks & Stones may
break my bones, but Chains & Whips excite me”. Tie me up baby…..And in
other eternal words of Lady Gaga, “Start
taking a ride on my dick…er disco stick”.
Chains appeared from
ground and tied around on Nitik’s arms and legs. Now he was accompanied by
three ladies while the liquid. The strip show began. Nitik’s heartbeat started
elevating. And suddenly during his climax the girls ripped apart their skins
and their skeletons fell apart. Still tied to the chains, the room temperature
started heating up. The floor started breaking down and the bath tub started
falling in a bottomless pit. The bath tub reached the gates of hell where Satan
himself greeted Nitik.
Satan – “Ready to enter
Nitik – “I have literally
been mind f***ed.”
In reality the
hallucinogens had resulted in Nitik suffering a cardiac arrest. His body rested
on floor while the Director and his wife stared at the screen.
Director00 – “That was a
wicked acid trip. Now without further delay, the final segment…..”
Segment 3 – Twin Trouble
Youdhveer Singh asmanjas
mein doobe chat par chahal kadmi kar rahe the. Nainavasi village ke yuva
leader, Youdhveer Ji poore ilaake mein bahut popular the. Abhi unhe Nainavasi
Youth Party join kiye huye ek mahina hi huya tha, lekin unki popularity ne unhe
Party ke member se uske leader mein tabdeel kar diya tha. Unki popularity ka
reason tha unke Bollywood films mein nibhaye role. Ab tak Youdhveer Singh
Akshay Kumar, Govinda, Sunil Shetty, Sunny Deol type kai heroes ki films mein
ek Extra ka role kar chuke the. Ek baar to unhe Chunky Pandey ka stunt double
banne ka bhi mauka mila tha. Par aaj unki tension ki problem thi unka twin
brother, Shoorveer Singh. Shoorveer Singh ki shaadi pakki ho gayi thi.
Youdhveer Singh ke dost
Ankur unse milne aaye. Ankur jokie unhi
ke Party mein voting, funds, etc. type duties sambhalte the, who bhi apne dost
ko iss haal mein dekh khud nervous ho gaye.
Ankur – “Kya huya
Youdhveer Ji? Kaun si vipada aan padi aap pe?”
Youdhveer – “Hume
Shoorveer ko maarna hai. Usse humara judwaa bhai hone ka full profit mil raha
hai. Ladki ne pyaar kiya humse, shaadi woh kar raha hai. Bachpan se lekar ab
tak bahut ban liya who Rowdy Rathore. Ab to jail hi kyun na jaana pade uss
kamine ki botiyan uski dulhan ki jholi mein bhar kar hi dum lunga.”
Ankur ke sujhav par
Youdhveer Ji ne apne brother ko sedatives dekar behosh kar diya aur usse utha
kar Kaale Tantrik ke paas le aaye.
Youdhveer – “Hum chahte
hain aap humare bhai ki aatma iss bakre mein transfer kar dein.”
Horror Films ke deevane
Youdhveer Ji par lagatar films dekhne ka gehra asar pada tha. Tantrik ne unki
baat maan li. Youdhveer Ji ne phir Shoorveer ki body ko shamshan mein dafna
diya aur apne bakre ko lekar ghar aa gaye.
Youdhveer Singh neend mein
apni victory ke khatarnak sapne dekh rahe the. Agle haft unki shaadi hogi phir
baraat mein woh ‘Tip Tip Barsa Paani’ bajwa kar sabko nachayenge. Unka sapna
toota jab Warrior Bakra (Shoorveer) Baaaaaannnn – Baaaaaaannnn karne laga.
Youdhveer – “Chup ho jaayo
nahi to jharne ke neeche le jaa tumhara leg piece kaat lenge.”
Ab bakra bhi unka bhai
tha, aise kaise chup kar jaata. Jaise – Taise subhay aayi aur Youdhveer
breakfast karne dining table par pahunche. Aaj to bahut special din tha kyunki
Once Upon A Time Mumbaii 2, Nainavasi mein dikhayi jaani thi aur khud Akshay
Kumar wahan logon ka utsah badhane pahunchne aur apni agli film ki shooting ke
liye pahunchne waale the. Lekin ab ki baar Youdhveer Ji ko Extra ki jagah ek
supporting role mil gaya tha.
Apne khyaalon ki duniya se
bahar aa kar Youdhveer Ji ne dekha ki unke saamne koi newspaper lekar baitha
hai, chehra papers ne chipaya huya. Unke Parents to Delhi gaye huye the. Phir…….Jhat
se newspaper neeche huya aur Youdhveer ke saamne baitha unka bakra bol utha.
Bakra – “Sir, please eat
your breakfast. Very fresh and meaty GOAT MEAT…..”
Bakre ko insaani bhasha
bolte dekh Youdhveer Ji ke hosh faakhta ho gaye. Bakre ke darr se unhone ek
nivala khaa liya. Agle hi pal Youdhveer ke shareer mein ajab hulchul hone lagi.
Unke hath – pair suj gaye. Munh ko faad kar kuch nukeeli cheez bahar aane lagi.
Gaalon ko faad kar bahar nikal rahe the seengh. Yeh bakre ke seengh the. Bakre ka chehra Youdhveer ke munh mein se
bahar aa gaya. Dekhte hi dekhte bakre ki taangein aur poora bakra munh mein se
nikal aaya. Youdhveer ka munh aadha cheera jaa chuka tha.
Youdhveer bahar ki taraf
bhaage. Bahar koi ghar nahi, imaraton ke naamo – nishaan tak mit chuke the.
Poora Nainavasi ek bhavya maidan ban chukka tha jahan par croron bakre –
bakriyan ghaas char rahe the. Sab Youdhveer ki taraf ghoorne lage. Youdhveer ka
Warrior bakra bhi bahar aa gaya.
Bakra – “Join the
Revolution Bro. Become a part of us.”
Ghabraye Youdhveer idhar –
udhar bhaagne lage. Par woh bakre se jitni door bhaagte, ghum – phir kar waapis
ussi jagah aa jaate. Khoon ki laali Youdhveer ke poore chehre par gulaal ki
tarah chamak rahi thi. Unhe yeh andaza nahi ho raha tha ki woh circles mein
bhaag rahe hain. Jaise hi Youdhveer waapis pahunche, bakre ne unke chehre ko
kaat liya. Dard se tadap uthe the Youdhveer.
Youdhveer – “Yeh humko kya
ho raha hai. Humari taangon aurbaahon par yeh khaal kyun ubhar rahi hai. Humare
daant…Jeebh..Aur yeh sar par yeh nukeela sa kya hai.”
Bakra – “Yeh aapki final
transformation hai. Iske baad bhi agar pagal khaane ki zarurat pade to yeh yaad
rakhiyega ki wahan par bhi bakre hi milenge…”
Youdhveer ek bakra ban
chuke the. Bhaag kar woh jhund mein shaamil ho gaye.
Bakra – “Ab Shoorveer –
Youdhveer saath – saath rahenge. Ho gaya gareebon ka kalyan.”
????’s Story -Nazi Demon and a cocktail of an affair.
The door opened and a
grotesque looking man entered. His face was covered with scars and he was
wearing a jacket. The victim sat on the floor, hands tied with a tea cosy
covering his face. The man who can be labelled as a demon removed the tea cosy.
Watching the screen, fear grasped Kaya’s face. Her fingers clenched onto the
edge of the chair.
Director00 – “What’s
The blade swiftly cut
through the fabrics of the rope, untying the victim. He looked at his
executioner. The demon smiled and dropped his jacket. The demons body was
protruded at several places with guns, knives, swords, daggers, and body parts.
Director00 – “For the sake
of this film we will name our victim Mish and his rival as Nizi the Demon.”
Mish – “Oh my God. I was
not told about this…..”
Mish started screaming at
Mish – “…….PLEASE LET ME
OUT….This is too messed up for me….”
Nizi – “Silence in the
operation room. Nizi the doctor will see you now.”
Nizi’s naked body stood
Nizi – “Pick your weapon
Confused Mish looked at
Nizi’s arms where knives were stuck making an outline. His chest had a shotgun
protruding towards the anterior side. Mish quickly pulled out a small sword
from Nizi’s skull and with a quick strike chopped Nizi’s head off.
Before Mish could do
anything else, Nizi’s torso started getting up, his hands picked up his head
and ripped apart a screwdriver from his right thigh and screwed it back. Nizi
then took the shotgun out of his chest and shot Mish in his chest blowing a
hole out of his back. Mish got back up, the shotgun had missed all of his vital
organs. He stood there with a gaping see through hole in his chest staring at
Nizi – “You lucky
Another shotgun shell
cleanly took away Mish’s jaw covering the already bloody floor with bones, and
parts of ligaments. Nizi couldn’t believe it, Mish still got back up.
Nizi – “I have had it with
this video game respawn shit.”
The next shotgun strike
opened up Mish’s skull spilling his brain on the floor. Mish’s body was down on
the floor, his eyes staring at his brain.
Nizi – “FATALITY!”
Nizi was staring at the
camera, Director00 was staring at Kaya staring at Mish’s dead body. She ran
outside, got into the car and put the keys in. The fuel tank was empty.
Director00 walked towards the car, his hands were holding some sort of rope.
Kaya – “What…What are you
Director00 – “I’m planning
to kill you. A snuff can’t be a snuff if my heroine doesn’t die. And today’s
your big break baby.”
He broke the car’s window
and dragged her back inside.
Director00 – “This is a
noose made out of your F***er’s intestines. I just went inside and disemboweled
The intestinal noose was
placed around Kaya’s neck with the other end going over a steel truss into
Director00 – “F**k me by
f***ing him. Have an affair…You stupid ugly bitch, I’m going to hang you with
your lover’s intestines then play around with your blood. I’m going to cut your
dead body into pieces. I will make a wig out of your hair and wear it. Your
skin is going to be my sofa cover. Oh I almost forgot. There can’t be a movie
without a nifty soundtrack. For this last death scene Mr. Justin Bieber’s, “As
Long As You Love Me” will be the last sound your ears will ever hear.”
As Long As You Love Me
started playing through the speakers installed by the Director. His grip
tightened and Kaya’s body was lifted off the ground.
“We both know it's a cruel world
But I will take my chances”
Director00 – “Stupid
bitch. Die you ugly whore.”
“We could be starving, we could be homeless, we
could be broke.”
Director00 – “Break me
down huh…I’m tearing you apart right now. How does that feel?”
“I'll be your platinum, I'll be your silver,
I'll be your gold.”
Kaya had stopped
struggling, her body was swinging in the air. The Director fixed his hair,
looked at Kaya and started taunting her.
Director00 – “How’s it
hanging Kaya? Enjoying the top view?”
The Director was about to
let go off the intestine, but suddenly a knife pierced his left eye. He looked
back and his right eye saw the final scene: Nizi’s hands ripping his body into
shreds. The zombies arrived a bit late, they just got leftovers.
Lost contact with #19927. #89921 has also been
The watchers turned their
recording devices off. The room was full of bodies contained within liquid
filled chambers. Some of them were testing some brains. A creature carrying
Alien 1 - “Which specimens are these?”
Alien 2 - “#47012 and #65020. The ones who
became aware of our existence. The meat who just killed his partner was
enjoyable. We had to exert minimum control over him. The rest of anger was fueled
by his partner’s relationship with the black meat. We will reprogram his brain
and remove his memories. We will send him back. This time under our full
Alien 1 - “Stupid pieces of meat. How long till we can
control all of them?”